Friday, April 25, 2014

Dine and Dash



Ken is sporting a whole new look these days, a full length vampire cape and his signature shorts while he waits for Barbie to wake up for their late night bite at the local drive in. The menu features lots of fresh food and the main feature is Silence of the Lambs.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Blood and Sex

copyright: Leslie Ormandy



You slid into me,
And I was all
moist and sweat-wet and
I cried out in the most primal way;
Moaning and thrashing under your body
As we moved in the age-old rhythm,
Souls merging with the sweet bridge of
Your tight embrace and my tight embrace.


Trusting that you would not hurt me.
That you would not take this too far,
And that you would love me after this all
Too brief embrace of souls and bodies
And blood was spent.

After you had had your
 Fill.


For this eternal glorious moment, I would
Be part of your eternity, part of your pleasure.
Your food, your drink, your all.






Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Rebirth and Renewal

This blog is being reborn after a long sleepy hiatus. This has been an eventful year -- even by my standards which are pretty crazy-wild. A few of the changes, in no particular order:

 After much soul (and wallet) searching, I pulled the plug on the simplysupernatural-vampire.com website; as time and energy permits, some of those pages with information on Victorian vampires will be posted on this blog.

 Last June I was able to spend a few weeks in the UK for a conference "TV Fangdom" where I presented a paper on child vampires. The paper speculated about why the characterizations and images of child vampires on television and in movies make adults so uncomfortable. It is a topic which interests me, and at some point I'll come back to it.

My book chapter "Blood, Lust, and Transformation: Vampires in the Community College Classroom" on teaching literature of vampires classes arrived in the real world in print in
 The Vampire Goes to College: Essays on Teaching with the Undead

 I am currently working on a second book chapter regarding the intersection of vampires, humor, and children's' picture books for a book which examines vampires and humor. How does a creature of the night, of such power and might, become suddenly funny?

 I did my first "reading," of one of my own short stories on Halloween at a Portland, OR coffee shop (an odd melange of kittens and vampires -- and stalking). Since I am SOOOOO tired of giving my work away for free right now, this story might never appear on this blog.

 Oh, and I offered a bunch of college freshman the opportunity to learn to write college-level -- adult level -- essays (you know; the job that pays the rent?).

As I said, crazy wild even by my standards. I am not quite sure where this next year will take this blog and myself, but it should be interesting.




Thursday, April 11, 2013

Vampire Metaphor: A Rose by Any Other Name


Does a rose by any name smell as sweet? Does saying someone is a vampire mean he is a bloodsucking parasite, or that he sparkles romantically? Arguably this is the problem with any metaphor; it is a shoddy method to communicate meaning since the reader has no idea which is meant by the context in which the metaphor is placed.It is amorphous.

Darkness falls and the banker strolls from the office where he has labored since sunrise. His car lies deep in the underground garage along with the cars of all his office-mates. He is elated from his busy day of trading futures, having made lots of money. His predatory urges have been wakened, and instead of going home, he turns his car towards the clubs where he can find a desperate woman for who will fall for his line of patter. He can get off and walk off.

The apartment complex was, shall we say euphemistically, a fixer-upper complex with some terrace fences clearly needing replacing, and a roof with odd patches of darkness where the moss seemed to have taken over and grown unhealthy under overhanging tree branches. Walking into the unit the woman could smell odd aromas underlying the fresh paint smell and the smell of the newly laid, inappropriately tannish, carpet. Even with all the lights turned on, and there were damned few of them, the place was dim; as though the apartment was attempting to hid its issues from the casual viewer. The woman knew that if she was no longer a casual viewer the issues would become all to clear, and she would have to live with them. But her credit wasn't stellar and the rent, though high, was about standard for the area, and this owner didn't require the expensive background checks or high deposit so many others did.

She was a knock-out. She was an eleven on the scale of one-to-ten. Her little black dress lived up to its name as it clung to her curves, displaying them quite clearly even while saying, "understated." And she, quite clearly, was out of place in this run-down, workingman's pub.
     The men sitting at the bar looked, hell, they gaped and slavered, but they gave her a wide space. The men and women sitting at the tables in their jean and flannels, 'nice' outfits and chinos, whispered among themselves as they kept glancing at her, asking each other, in quite tones, "What is THAT doing HERE?" or some variant thereof. But again, for all their looking and whispering, they just looked and whispered.
     The bartender who had mixed her gin fizz made casual conversation with the men at the bar, watching attentively for her beaconing gesture while giving an appearance of drying the already dry glasses with his bar rag. "She paid with a fifty, and gave me a twenty tip!" he whispered importantly, understand that, for a change, he was the most important person in the bar; he was the only person in the bar she'd spoken to.
      There was a collective intake of breath when the woman swung her bar-stool so that she could look at her audience -- for they had become her audience in all the ways that matter. Many had only seen her figure since her face was turned toward the bar, and she was two stools over from where the bar's back-mirror would have given her reflection. They moved her up to twelve status. Every man, and a few of the women, wondered even more if she were blond all over, since blue eyes indicated her blond hair was natural.  
     She sipped her drink and then smiled. Her very white teeth reflected in the dim light.

The waif stood in the shadows looking very waif-like; small gamine face with a few smudges and huge eyes, jeans and oversize open button-down shirt. Yet her huge eyes had a hint of the predator within them if one looked very closely; she was used to fending for herself. Some kind man or woman would soon come along and want to 'save' her.

Although Josh tried hard to vary his routine, travel to school by a different route every day, and make damn certain they were random; the last leg of the trip required walking down the main street to the only open door of the building, and every few days Trevor would waylay him.
    
Metaphor. Vampire. Predators. Prey.

Leslie Ormandy

Friday, October 26, 2012

Attractive Nuisance or Dehumanized Predatory Vampire

Sweet Goth has been lucky enough to get to vamp out every Tuesday night with a group of like-minded students. We have been looking at the representation of child vampires (and the motif occurs with all ages of vampire in literature) as they morph from human into vampire. In the Claudia section of Interview with a Vampire -- the film -- she changes from a scruffy human child into a beautiful child vampire. I never really wondered about the function of this oft-depicted change, writing it off as just offering the vampire better access to food sources (prey).  Then one of my students' speculated that this alteration in appearance, this metamorphosis, could function as a de-humanizing moment, marking the transition from living human to undead human. It was a good catch on the student's part, and one that bears considering. (Perhaps my next conference paper?)

Of course, there is nothing to say that both could not be occurring -- access to prey and dehumanization. We see these "make-overs" all the time on television as a "sow's ear" gets turned into a "silks purse" as the Cinderella sheds her old tattered and torn clothing and changes into a bright shining gown fit for the handsome prince and the ball. This metaphor is of course flawed since it likens the living human to a "sow's ear" and the newly emerged vampire into the "silk purse."  And attractive folks do get preferential treatment in society -- you know, the 4 doesn't go out with the 10 sort of treatment. As a vampire, I'd like to move closer to a 10.

Then randomly throw in the even more modern vampire representation in which one is stuck with the body one "died" in. And toss in the newish MTV series Teen Wolf where new-made werewolves not only are healed of any preexisting illnesses but are turned into 10's, and one sees the werewolf genre appropriating the idea even as the vampire genre releases it.

So this week I am offering no answers, just a pool of sort of random observations, and ask, are vampires an attractive nuisance (like a dangerous swimming pool in the neighbor's back yard), or is this "death" and "rebirth" a representation of dehumanization?


Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Risen from the Grave: a Heads-up

This week Sir Francis Varney emerged from the shadows he is more comfortable with and allowed Stacy Easton an interview. She has posted it on the World Literary Cafe website (here).

In the interview they discuss some of the reasons he began to change into a more romantic vampire,  He freely speaks out about the safety concerns any undead citizen must have when they are so misunderstood by the human society they hid within: mobs, staking, beheading, burning alive (all the usual...).

Sir Francis Varney also shares his opinion on where his biographers (James Rymer and Leslie Ormandy) went wrong when they told his tale. He allowed them some creative license, and in his opinion, they went too far.

Risen from the Grave: The Varney the Vampire Saga book 1; The Feast of Blood (here) is the first segment of Varney's story, totally revamped for a 21st century audience. This first of three projected tomes (tome = 519 pages, 391,000 words) is in its almost fully revamped form on Kindle. This version (cover tells different incarnation) differs from the "modernized" version in that the fully revamped combines the first two volumes (for a very long time there were five) into one and fully moves the novel into a more modern form.


Thursday, May 31, 2012

Image copyright Ormandy, Leslie 2003


As for me, let my bones and flesh be burned, and the ashes dropped in the moving waters, and if my name shall live at all, let it be found among Books, the only garden of forget-me-nots, the only human device for perpetuating  this personality. 
         Dr. Frank Crane (1919)



(Yes, I know this is a blog usually concerned only with vampires, but what of us who are not undead, who will not live eternally?)